This page was created because of random ass, stupid ass, off-handed comments that have been made over time. Most of the time, these comments have left us confused and/or pissed the fuck off. Perhaps, if we had a clue as to what the intended message was behind the comments, we’d feel a bit better about the situation at hand. Or, maybe this situation is just that – a WHAT THE FUCK (is he TALKING about) type moment. We started by listing a few of ours. Help us out! Post your WTF’s.

1. “Girl, you WIFEY material!”

    …WTF – Well why the FUCK haven’t you married me then!? Where’s my damn ring, you simple BASTARD!?!?

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 2. “I can make it rain in the club, but girl I wanna SHOWER YOU!”

    …WTF? Really. WTF?

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 3. “I don’t know what your PASSION is…”

    …WTF – At THIS moment, I’m passionate about kicking your excuse-filled ASS!!!

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4. “Why is your hair so shiny?”

   …WTF– FIRST of all, it’s not my hair, it’s a fucking wig, and it’s shiny cuz it’s PLASTIC you JERK. SECOND of all, since when did you become fucking Doctor Miracle? Get your simple ass out of my personal space!

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