For REAL, Sammy?!

So I clicked on my homepage, which happens to be Yahoo, and saw THIS SHIT, with “Sammy Sosa”’s name by it…

Is this for real? What the hell is wrong with being black? I mean, I know Sammy wasn’t “black”, but d@mn….

Is it really THAT BAD? What could have possibly happened to make you want to just up and change your whole race? I don’t understand why people can’t accept who the hell they are. And after they’ve made all those changes, do they ever achieve that level of satisfaction with their appearance, or is it something deeper they need to fulfill?

Is there ANY culture which loves and appreciates darker skin tones? Does ANYBODY want to be black anymore? Let’s see:

Indians/Asians Bleach …. Africans Bleach… Latinos Bleach… who does that leave?

If whites started painting their faces black (minus the “shucking and jiving and grinning and skinning”), would people then recognize blackness as an acceptable thing? Why the hell is it that it’s fu@king 2009 and white people are still controlling shit? Can we just grow some balls?

And last but not least, why does Sammy look halfway decent as a “white” Latino?! lmao. I’ve officially seen it all. But for those of you who need a refresher… here’s the old Sammy…